I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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