Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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