Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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