so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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