In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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