I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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