I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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