Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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