Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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