Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize