I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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