Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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