How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I have aggressive nipples.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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