Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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