I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
Randomize
