its not stalking. its research.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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