I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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