I have demons in me.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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