You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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