I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
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