You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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