if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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