He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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