Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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