I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
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