real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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