Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
So many bounce houses so little time
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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