If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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