Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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