Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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