do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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