is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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