he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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