i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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