What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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