I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
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