Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
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