you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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