So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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