Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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