my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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