he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Dicks are not precious.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Randomize
