Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
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