Whoa Z and x make the same sound
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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