Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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