Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
