Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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