Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
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