so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
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