hotel room ftw
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
